Rove to Democrats: Jesus is Not the DNC Chair

Democrats,

In light of the election results and exit polls touting "morals" as the key agenda, we've already heard many of you gleefully quoting the Bible, as if you've all suddenly become born-agains. Bridging the culture divide is critical, but pandering is pathetic.

You're embarrassing all of us. Stop it.

Hang tight -- we're working on a paradigm shifting strategy and political manifesto that will provide you with the real moral power source that you need to regain confidence, and win. In the meantime, please, stop with the political hackery.

Thank you.